Believe it or not, there are a number of things I don’t do well. I could never hit a curveball (or a fastball, for that matter.) I still can’t. I have a hard time remembering names and dates. I’m not good at chess and have no clue as to how to play bridge. I can’t dance and I can’t play a musical instrument. And, although I haven’t given it that much effort, I would make a lousy crook.