We ran a story this week, taken from a police report, alleging that a man named Qunitterius Hawk allowed a 2-year-old in his care to become intoxicated. The report also stated that after he was confronted by the child’s mother, Hawk attacked her.

Police were called, and according to the report, Hawk was found hiding in a closet.

We consider this an appropriate hiding place for such a coward.